Headline was sickening

While sitting down to enjoy my Sunday morning breakfast and read The Sunday Leader-Herald, I was appalled to read the front-page headline, “Sewer workers find quirky treasures in the muck.”

I nearly vomited.

What in the world were you thinking? You mean to tell me you couldn’t find anything more newsworthy for the paper’s headline than that?

I hope the person who made that decision will, in the future, make a much better choice for the headline of any day’s newspaper, much less Sunday’s.